Chapter 1 “Keep driving till we see sexy Jesus,” Mike said, navigating his phone back into his jean pocket. “But I’m starving over here,” Eddie pounded his hand against the steering wheel. “Can’t I drop in the deli and get some cold cuts while you watch for this […]
James awoke with his butt squeezed in the urinal of a one-holer bathroom. He was butt-naked with only a white janitor’s rag covering his midsection. A severely-weathered dark Hispanic man sat on the toilet–jeans to porcelain. He was reading a glossy brochure. James could feel a desert seizing […]
Under the former El Presidente de los Estados Unidos, Marco de Fuerza, the U.S government exterminated its people for the smallest of crimes. That was before El Presidente, Jesús Salvada, brought life to our dying country. He untied the hangman’s noose; removed the head of the guillotine program; […]
There once was a great excavator, and inside the cab was a fly. The little buzzer had lived in this massive machine since he was a tiny little maggot. Most days, the fly would play inside the machine while a man dug along the base of a small […]
The man in yellow flipped his hand across James’ face. James stretched back in his chair and cried a note of sadness (G#) which absorbed into the truck stop’s overstocked toilet paper storage area along the back of the cleaning supply closet.
How did I get from the sweet little girl at first practice to hearing, “Your God can’t help you, YOU BELONG TO ME NOW.”?
Picking a soccer team? Goalkeepers are the most important person on the field unless you’re into losing…
El Luchador the Goalkeeper who snapped… We had a decent goalie. One day, he’s out there doing his “goalie thing”, and he dives and crushes the wind out of a sweet shot on goal. He gets off the ground, looks over at the coaches and transcends into a […]