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Crappy Day at the Park

May 16, 2025 — 1 Comment

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Crappy Day at the Park
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Poem: Wilderness Upon My Soles
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Poem: The Corner Plot
Poem: Two sides
The Journey Back to Ultra: The Lonely Miles Ahead
Poem: These Days
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Poem: Manic Days
Poem: The New Us
The Journey Back To Ultra: We Joined a Gym
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Short Story: Purple Pants
Poem: The Poison
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Journey Back To Ultra: Demons
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Journey Back To Ultra: I Travel On…
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The Journey Back to Ultra: A Tale of Two Nates
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My First Ultra-Marathon: The Georgia Jewel 37.5 Miler (Part 5: The Conclusion)
My First Ultra-Marathon: The Georgia Jewel 37.5 Miler (Part 4)
My First Ultra-Marathon: The Georgia Jewel 37.5 Miler (Part 3)
My First Ultra-Marathon: The Georgia Jewel 37.5 Miler (Part 2)
My First Ultra-Marathon: The Georgia Jewel 37.5 Miler (Part 1)
My First Ultra-Marathon: The Last Post Before My Race
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200lb+ Ultrarunners: Being Big Used to Be My Strength
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My First Ultra-Marathon: I’m Going to Make it Through This Year if It Kills Me
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My First Ultra Marathon: How I’m Training During the Covid Outbreak
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